Suicide attempt failed

SOOO...... As I was driving home from Cheryl's just now, I emergency break for a dog to cross the road. See how nice I was? Yes, I almost ran over the poor lil fellow. But hey, it wasn't my fault! I swear it was trying to commit suicide ok! Why? Coz when I accelerated and drove, that lil fellow ran to the street again! My god. But no, I did not harmed it anyway. :)

Cheryl said the dog was TOO uneducated and;

Cheryl says (1:30 AM):
then like..the dog wanted to commit suicide cz it realized how uneducated and stupid it was...HAHAHAHA

Then Charis said dogs don't know how to commit suicide, and that they've got no brains. But later then she said that the dog I almost ran over, probably didn't get to fuck the female dog of his choice so he wanted to commit suicide.

And I quote my lovely babe here that;

charis says (1:32 AM):
thats the only reason i can think of, i mean dogs are like horny fellas

This is how my girls can be really humorous at times. I mean seriously! And in the middle of the night. Hahaha. I love my girls! :D